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  1. Sluggish Steering?

    Darkside Riders
    I took the bike out for a ride this morning and the steering was very heavy. You might even call it sluggish and clunky. I turned around, parked the bike and checked it out. It took me a few minutes, but I eventually figured out the problem: I had mounted my new car tire on the front axle! Hate...
  2. New Wing Motor

    General MC Message Board
    I am tired of the weird thumbs-out look if my Wing motor. And who needs all that torque? So, I've decided to rip out that over-sized clunker and install a real motor! I just ordered an SS T124 V . It is rated at 145 horses and gets 52 mpg. All I need is a new Clutch Master pressure plate to...
  3. Mechanic Versus Heart Surgeon

    General MC Message Board
    A motorcycle mechanic was about to reinstall one of the cylinder heads from a Honda GL1800 engine when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage...
  4. Stranded on an Island - Story

    General MC Message Board
    A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the...
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