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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway.

She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.
 
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