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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after
hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the
engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another Man shows up, one of
us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start"
We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, As a form of holy
communion.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me
while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. you never get as sick as I do,
so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or
bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For
all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
when one of our appliances stops working, I will Insist on taking it apart,
despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair
person gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the
thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it . .
Though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.
(applies to engineers mainly)
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.The true answer is always
either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
I do not want to visit your mother, or have your Mother come visit us, or talk to
her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you
got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick
up something for my Mother, too.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. chances are, if you're crying at the
end of it, I didn't . . . And if you are feeling amorous afterwards , then I will certainly
at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes
ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine.
Your hair is fine.you look fine. Can we just go for our ride now?
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Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just
do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll
do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do and planning my next ride.
 

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Wi_Winger said: Because I'm a man with a Goldwing,
when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the
engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another Man shows up, one of
us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start"
We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, As a form of holy
communion.
:shock:

That settles it, your own you own buddy!!! :p
 

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Because I am a woman with a Gold Wing, I do not have to put up with a man with or without a Gold Wing...
 

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And here's one from another mans perspective......
Take it for what it's worth. :wink:


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what I do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as Football, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I'm not the author...but I like it ! :D
 

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Hey Mike, Good stuff.
If you wrote it....nice work.
If you just found it...thanks for passing it on.
DC
 

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n9frp said:
And here's one from another mans perspective......
Take it for what it's worth. :wink:
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
:D
I'm showing this to my wife Jerry.... :roll:
but I may have to come sleep on your couch. :lol:
DC
 

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Thank you Mike. One of the funniest posts we have read
 
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