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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the
enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports that
would be
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it
would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a
little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
 

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Should have asked for a bridge back too
 
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