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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
OK, I know I'm gonna get in trouble, but I though it was funny:

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while
he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair-given that you are blind-that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6' tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dangerous Old Lady Biker
5,677 Posts
I thought you'd get in trouble...but noooo...that was funny! and yes I am blonde!

5,528 Posts
Just one question. How long until he comes out of the coma or will he :?: :lol:

Good Joke..
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