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Your honor, I wish to plead not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. When I arrived on the scene and saw the now deceased suspect destroying that sign I ran over the worthless piece of **** with my car. My only regret is my Go Hawks license plate frame on the front bumper was damaged and will need replaced. I hereby throw myself on the mercy of the jury who is no doubt as sick and tired of this sort of behavior by these knuckle dragging pricks as I was. Oh, one more thing, you look great in black.