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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this hour," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It doesn't take the homeowner
long to realize the man is drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

She says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down last summer on our cycle in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man's house to get us help?
What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts,

"Hey, do you still want a push??"

He hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."
 
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