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So I'm riding in the city the other day, late for a very important appointment, and I can't find a parking space anywhere!!! Damn! I can't be late!!! After cruising around for a long time trying to find a space, I looked up to the heavens and prayed: "Dear God, PLEASE let me find a parking space. I SWEAR... I'll quit drinking, I won't swear, I won't cheat, I'll go to church.... Just PLEASE God, PLEASE let me find a space and I promise... I promise I won't gamble, I'll go to confession, I'll never lie again, I'll never look at porn, I won't have impure thoughts, I'll really, really be good" .... And then like a miracle just up ahead in front of me, there was a parking space! As I sped up to pull into it, I looked up to the heavens again, smiling that I would just make my appointment, and I said: Dear God, Never mind, I just found one!

They told that at my recent ERC and I thought it was funny enough to share here. Obviously... that guy wasn't a winger! :roll: :lol: :lol: :oops:

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Soloquest,
You had me going there for a moment. I was afraid you would be any fun at all after that. Glad it wasn't you. :oops:
 

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It is VERY SAD, but that is the way it is with most people. They only call on God when in a pinch, or dying. And then they call for help. If they would only look to Him for all their needs, and be very, very, grateful that their needs are met, they would be very surprised how different their lives would be and the eternal peace and happiness they would experience...
 

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Floyd,
Ya done screwed up now and got more attention than ya ever gonna want. :roll:
I did like it though, I can't picture ya without some kind of adult beverage especially, old squids and booze usually go together all too well. :wink:


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