You will most likely never play professional basketball.
You swear very well.
You think you sing very well.
You have no idea how to make a long story short.
You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.
There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
Much of your food was boiled.
You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
You went to school 'with the sisters' and have scars on your knuckles
to prove it!
You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
You're poetic a lot.
You may be punched for no good reason.
Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary ...
and one may be Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
It is more than likely someone in your family is incredibly cheap.
You don't know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
"Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge".
You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in
talent, you make up for in frequency.
There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last
backyard keg party.
You are, or you know someone, named "Murph."
If you don't know Murph, you know "****."