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ditto Big Red....and happy green beer to you :luck:

Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
 

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Being Irish

Being Irish means...

You will most likely never play professional basketball.
You swear very well.
You think you sing very well.
You have no idea how to make a long story short.
You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.
There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
someone.
Much of your food was boiled.
You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
You went to school 'with the sisters' and have scars on your knuckles
to prove it!
You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
You're poetic a lot.
You may be punched for no good reason.
Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary ...
and one may be Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
It is more than likely someone in your family is incredibly cheap.
You don't know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
talking.
"Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge".
You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in
talent, you make up for in frequency.
There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last
backyard keg party.
You are, or you know someone, named "Murph."
If you don't know Murph, you know "Mick."

God bless the Irish.
:p
 

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Nah, it's the Grape Ape color!

Orange because I'm Protestant. Green is for the Catholics.
 

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if it didnt snow today i would have ridden my orange bike

i am wearing my orange , orange county choppers shirt today

todays the only day of the year when, i dont admit to being a green bay packers fan

maybe they can be the orange bay packers just for the day

loren
 

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Top of the morn'n to Ya! Saints preserve us!

prs
 

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN...

Happy St. Paddies Day!

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake??


There's one less drunk:-( hic!
 

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An Irish Toast;;;;

"MAY YOU BE IN HEAVEN AN HALF AN HOUR BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOUR DEAD!"

Happy St. Patricks Day
 
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