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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was
feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and
on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her
that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to
load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting
in the street licking my butt when a guy on a GL 1800 Gold Wing hit me. :lol: :lol:

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door the
was laughing so hard.

I could see us all doing this....to all my bold friends! :lol:

Happy New Year!
 

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Road Runner said:
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!
Here's your sign... :D
 

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FastFreddie said:
Say Roadrunner, can I use this story???
FF
Hey there ... It is just a joke that was going around ... not NOT original. I thought it was funny so I took out "car" and changed it to "Gold Wing" so it would be a GL1800 related subject!

Oh, by the way Fast Freddie ... are you the one that has the restaurant in Tennessee, just outside of LaFollette?

:lol: :D
 
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