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Ok, made it motorcycle related.........

Only a parent can appreciate this one....................

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's
family was invited over to see the baby. When they were leaving their house, Little
Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no
ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get
the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny nodded and told
his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."

That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be sh!t-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."
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