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A Goldwing rider took his wife to the rodeo and one of their
first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See .

He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

"This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than

twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in

capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,

said, that's once-a-DAY.

You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was

with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to

stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more

operations he will be ok.
 

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8) love it.OLE YELLER MBG PA
 

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I love jokes like this one but my wife just says "it's a guy's joke. Thanks for the laugh. :lol:
 

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Wi_Winger said:
A Goldwing rider took his wife to the rodeo and one of their
first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.
Does the first sentence make this a motorcycle joke?

By the way, I loved the joke.
 

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Yeah! :yes:

Good one, I'll remember it.

This is why the jealous Congress makes laws against those with
multiple wives.
 
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