W
Wi_Winger
·Guest
Joined
·
0 Posts
A Goldwing rider took his wife to the rodeo and one of their
first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See .
He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, that's once-a-DAY.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more
operations he will be ok.
first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See .
He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, that's once-a-DAY.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more
operations he will be ok.