Gary's wife Gayle asked Gary, "What would you most like for your birthday?" Gary said, "I'd love to be around twenty two again." On the morning of his birthday, she got him up bright and early and out they went to a theme park. She put him on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Gary had a go on every ride there was. He staggered out of the theme park five hours later, his head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last Gary staggered home with Gayle and collapsed into bed. After you know what happened - Gayle leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being twenty two again?" One eye opened and Gary groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant my belt size!"