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(thankx to wb0spl on the "other" board)


HOW MANY MESSAGE BOARD MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?



1. One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

2. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

3. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

4. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5. Five to flame the spell checkers.

6. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

7. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

8. Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

9. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

10. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

11. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

12. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

13. Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

15. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

16. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

17. Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

18. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

19. Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

20. Three to tell a funny story about their goat and a light bulb.

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21. One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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:D , By the way, it takes 2 for me. Fred's video and myself.
 

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iwing said:
How many message board posters does it take to change a light bulb?



None! We'd rather sit in the dark and complain about it. :lol:
Only ONE , but the light bulb has got to WANT to change......

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:shock:

Charlie,
Y'all bored up there today :lol: ??
This provides the basis of what many folks think of this type of forum but hey at least we try to have some sort of fun everyday. :wink: 8)
 

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22. One poster to point out you used the wrong sized crush washer when changing said light bulb :shock:
 

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Doesn't it depend on the number of watts of the light bulb.
23. 1 to tell how the light bulb works and why it needed changing.
 

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and then of course many more crying that you purchased the ladder from walmart

and then more crying that the light bulb company is owned by the wife of some liberal, so they now sit in the dark and feel bitter

and then another one posts that he has a used light bulb for sale for about twice the price that the board sponser has them for

then of course we get the long winded, ge vs sylvania bitch session

and to end the story

the board police offer that this is off topic and the poster needs to be voted off the island

welcome to the real world
 

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I went to a Supervisor bulb.

Not too bright. Does not shine at all. Always in the dark. Really dim.
 

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AND........
Ten to say they'll wait for Hal to have a sale before they buy their lightbulb :lol: :lol:

AND

Complain about Hal for not having the sale soon enough!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:


Hey!!!!! Hal when you having that lightbulb sale????????
OR are you going to give one away at the Hoot breakfest/BBQ?????? :wink:


:lol: :lol: :yes: man this is easy........
 

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... and one posts that changing lightbulbs takes away from riding time, and won't bother. But still manages to post a monster reply about how riding is mor important than light! 8)
 
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