[Nodaker]

We all may have heard that line a few times when telling people about our motorcycle travels. What other lines have you heard and your responses?

 

[b206driver]

You rode that all the way here???

 

[rooster shooter]

My brother in laws sister's boyfriend......

 

[gkarasik]

My [uncle/nephew/aunt/neice/friend] lost a leg ...

 

[Goldeneye]

Your bike cost how much ! You could have bought a car for that kind of money.

 

[ka7aku]

Them: You mean after your motorcycle accident, losing your spleen and a punctured lung, you still both ride a motorcycle?

Me: We live our life by 2 Timothy 1:7, "For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind."

 

[number18]

Here another good one. What do you do when it rains?

 

[Red]

Here another good one. What do you do when it rains?

I get wet!


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[Nodaker]

Here another good one. What do you do when it rains?

It's only water.

 

[Walrus]

I get wet!


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I was born wet. 👍

 

[Walrus]

Aren't you hot with all that stuff on? 🙄 HD guys love that one.

And everyone wants to tell you the horror story on how someone they know died on a MC. No one ever wants to tell you about the guy who rode hundreds of thousands of miles and still loves it

 

[Arkyrider]

Them: You're crazy ridding that far on a motorcycle.
Me: Have you ever ridden a motorcycel that far? If not then how do you know it's crazy?

Last week (6-5-22) I was at Clingman's Dome in Smokey Mountain Natl Park and parked beside a Jeep with 2 guys and their girlfriends or wife's and this one guy starts boosting about motorcycles. He proceeded to tell the "GIRLS" that he really liked my FJR and that it was just a smaller version of a Goldwing, blah, blah, blah. No, I didn't correct him, just let him have his moment. After we walked off my wife says, "Even I know an FJR is a Yamaha not a Honda".

 

[SteelTraveler]

Man at gas station: My cousin was killed in a motorcycle accident, so I gave up riding a motorcycle.

Me: My cousin was killed in a car accident, so I gave up driving a car.

 

[Zee Fifty]

I always chuckle when someone approaches me on my 2018 and asked me if its one of the new Harleys….

 

[SteelTraveler]

35 degrees and raining. I pull into a bank drive-thru.

Teller: Oh, you poor dear, aren't you cold? Be careful.

Me: Being safe and warm isn't the most important thing in life.

 

[bigtom13]

Here another good one. What do you do when it rains?

Get wet

 

[crabbywinger]

IceFields Parkway, Alberta Canada - " Don't mind me asking where are you from. Me - Michigan in the USA. Where are your riding buddies? Me - Don't have any, no one wants to ride with a 71 year old Crab! " End of conversation. If they haven't tried it you'll never understand. Ride safe, enjoy the ride.

Crabby Bob

 

[rufasim]

Then: What do you do when you get wet?
Me: I may be sweet, but I'm not made of sugar. I'm not gonna melt

 

[judgedredd331]

And everyone wants to tell you the horror story on how someone they know died on a MC.

Have an in-law that keeps calling our Wing a "Murdercycle". Safety seems to be about all we ever hear about.

I always chuckle when someone approaches me on my 2018 and asked me if its one of the new Harleys….

WTH? You have to be kidding

 

[William Anzik]

Have an in-law that keeps calling our Wing a "Murdercycle". Safety seems to be about all we ever hear about.

I got the "donor-cycle" line.