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Sorry my Goldwing Alabama brothers, A question from Wisconsin.
I never been to Alabama but been to a lot of southern states like the Caroline's.
My son and daughter-in-law live in Charlotte, ya got'a love the South.

But tell me please, are people really like this down there?

Cheers!



YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF:::::::





1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.



2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.



3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.



5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.



6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'



7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.



8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.



9 Your junior prom offered day care.



10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'



11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.



12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.



13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.



14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.



15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.



16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.



17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.



And in closing....



Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.


After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"


The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"


NOW Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY
 

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I see someone has been listening to Jeff Foxworthy.
 

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Y'all musta been to fancy end of town if the house had its own wheels!
 

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:oops: Stop looking in my windows.
 

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The bank would not loan money on my house unless I took the wheels and drawbar off.

I have a friend, his uncle is now his step-dad. No kiddin'. His parents divorced and then Mom married her sister's ex.

If Billy Joe and Betty Sue get a divorce, they will still be kissing cousins.


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Just chill in' at the park today in Texas.
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Yeah, and I don't see snow and 10 degrees in Alabama like here in Wisconsin.

How lucky are you guys? :thumbup:
You have to go through 10 to get to 60 degrees!
 

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Temps are dropping, down to 57 degrees now!
 

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Hey Michaelscycle, are you planning on coming down to Bama for Wing Ding 37 in Huntsville this year?

No, actually one Wing Ding is enough for awhile unless your really interested in buying something.
I was checking out the trike conversion Company's last summer in Madison.
 

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No pics but 68 for the high temp today and near 250 miles for a nice Sunday afternoon. Strange thing, only a hand full of bikes out. Usually when it is nice like this on the weekend, there are plenty out. I guess I just missed them.
 

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OK, How's this for a idea. :cool:

You southern boys could come up here to Wisconsin, bring me back home with you so I could ride my Goldwing, then you could adopt me..............:thumbup:

I would even sleep in the barn, get to like catfish, walk your coonhound, get to like grits, keep your truck clean,
and you wouldn't need to lock up your daughter(s) when I'm around......:lol:.........LOL

How bout it ya all.
 

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OK, How's this for a idea. :cool:

You southern boys could come up here to Wisconsin, bring me back home with you so I could ride my Goldwing, then you could adopt me..............:thumbup:

I would even sleep in the barn, get to like catfish, walk your coonhound, get to like grits, keep your truck clean,
and you wouldn't need to lock up your daughter(s) when I'm around......:lol:.........LOL

How bout it ya all.
But will you dig a new hole and move the outhouse!
 

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To answer your question. No we are not like that. Now many years ago some of it was true.
Wing dig 2015, guess I will be there.
Taking about going to WI, I don't think so. We like it in the south so much more.
 
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