[Alabama IronButt]

Fight Against Terrorism !!!

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR this NEXT SATURDAY

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN
OR AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS
WIFE, NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE
DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED TO:

WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN
OR AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK
IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES
AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT
APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS
FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. FOR
GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON
YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION
IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

Afterwards, go ride your bike (keeping it bike related)

 

[KCButch]

Too freakin funny!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KYBLUE]

Icing down the 6pack, going to the store to buy the ribs!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :yes:

 

[icing777]

Ok, I will down a 6 pack on the way to the store, KYBLUE!

 

[icing777]

Oh Yeah, I forgot .... :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :a13:

 

[markj]

ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED TO:

WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

There are some I just dont wish to see in this fashion, shouldnt there be some "guidelines" ?

 

[davidmc]

Dear 'Bama IB. I sure hope that is not copyrighted material, because my vast address book just got to read the greatest act of patriotism in history. Sorry that my wife won't be participating, but I'll be on the lawn waving the flag, and giving my full support. :flg:

 

[mmcnorton]

I think this ideal should be a new law. Reckon we could get it passed?

Mike

 

[Dep]

That would be a law that would be fun enforcing.

Dep