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Forget Rednecks ..... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about ....
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>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
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>May, you live in Chicago
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>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
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>and they don't work there, you live in Chicago
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>If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
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>you live in Chicago
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>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
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>someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Chicago
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>If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I - 80
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>for the weekend, you live in Chicago.
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>If you measure distance in hours, you live in Chicago.
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>If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
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>day and back again, you live in Chicago.
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>If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
>without flinching, you live in Chicago.
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>If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how
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>to use them, you live in Chicago.
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>If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
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>snowsuit, you live in Chicago
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>If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
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>you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
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>you live in Chicago
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>If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
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>filled with snow, you live in Chicago.
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>If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
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>winter and road construction, you live in Chicago.
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>If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
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>you live in Chicago.
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>If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Chicago
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>If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them
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>to all your friends & others, you live in Chicago.
 
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