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A Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates
by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it this far, and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do
is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, and then you
can choose whichever one you want to spend eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind. I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that, St. Peter put the executive
in an elevator, and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club, and
standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she
had worked with, and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks, and they
talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and, at night,
went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster

She met the Devil, who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute).
And she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such
a good time that, before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook
her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates,
and she found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in
Heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing
the harp and singing. She had a great time, and before she knew it, her
24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity."

The woman paused for a second and then replied. "Well, I never
thought I'd say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but
I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the
elevator, and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened, she found herself standing in
a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is only a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."
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