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I bought a new 2008 Goldwing and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new GL1800, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this bike!
 

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BlueWing said:
You just put a nice smile on my face. That was a good one!!!
Ditto :lol:
 

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hmmmmmm.......

With Tom DeLay on graft, and the dude from Florida on a 14 year old male page and Rush (the drug dealer ) Limbaugh on drugs?

Denny

p.s. we have a political page to keep this stuff off here?
 

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I yelled that at my 2008 wing and the sterio switched modes to Karaoke... Hmmm...... :shock:
 

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PMS already....Denny it was a JOKE!!!
By the way when "our" guys are "outed" they usually step down, your's fight to stay in office.
Sorry guys, I'll stop now, being here in Kabul just makes me appreciate the aforementioned joke more.
Dennis
 

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I don't care what anyone thinks ... now that is FUNNY!

You GOT'R Done
 

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ditto "RoadRunner"
 
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