that domain looks familiar. there's been a lot of spam on serveral sites pointing over there. never been myself, but i'd recommend to the moderators that the message be edited or thread removed.
and the solution to monkey but is this... start off the day with a nice, clean posterior. use gold bond - i don't recommend the green stuff. wear shorts that wick away moisture. i like ldcomfort shorts -
www.ldcomfort.com. and if you have to do the doo-doo during the day, wipe really well. a couple extra wipes never hurt.
monkey butt comes from moisture combined with what's there when you don't wipe your arse good enough. the moisture/acids work on your bum and turn it red and uncomfortable.