[sleuth]

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed everything
I would need for a couple day bike trip, slipped quietly into the garage and packed
my Goldwing and proceeded to open up the garage and find a cold, miserable, torrential
downpour outside.

There was snow mixed with the rain, And the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out
riding his motorcycle in that crap?" :lol:

 

[g1nomad]

:shock:

There is something worse then the weather going on there.

:lol:

 

[Rastoff]

Now that's frightening!

 

[Dorian_Blue]

An old Rodney Dangerfield joke:

"I was heading out on a business trip. When I got to the airport I found out that the reason for the trip had been cancelled. I decided not to tell my wife, so I jumped in a cab and asked him to take me where the hot action is. He took me to my house. I get no respect."

 

[GreenDragon]

The real problem is that he did not have the appropriate rain gear to ride in that weather! :wink: