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For My Democratic Friends:



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For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
 

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:lol: :lol: I'm laughing. I may or may not be laughing at your post Donnie.
I am definitely laughing in an area where it should not and might not bother anyone who doesn't want to hear me laugh.
Darn! You got me thinkin' that way now. But nobody knows what I'm thinkin' so it's OK...isn't it? :a13: :a13: :a13:
Good Laugh. Thanks Donnie!
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Thank you so much for wishing me a merry Christmas and I also wish you a very merry and blessed Christmas!!!!!!!
 

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Merry Christmas nd Happy New Year to you and yours for this holliday season. Thanks for the laugh.
 

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Thanks for the laugh Dive.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too. :D

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That was pretty funny. Its getting to be hard work to be so PC. Everything you say has to be filtered. I have to turn on the filter at work and certain other social circles.
 

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i will sue you

i am going to SUE you,,you left out a lot of legal statements,,i have contacted the ACLU and they are livid..my attorney is trying to call you right now.!! i have NEVER been more upset in my life over your xmas card..i will NEVER be the same..see you in court..merry christmas and happy jan.01 07 oh yah,the NRA is now invloved !!
 

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Re: i will sue you

oldbiker39 said:
i am going to SUE you,,you left out a lot of legal statements,,i have contacted the ACLU and they are livid..my attorney is trying to call you right now.!! i have NEVER been more upset in my life over your xmas card..i will NEVER be the same..see you in court..merry christmas and happy jan.01 07 oh yah,the NRA is now invloved !!
Hmmm...I guess the NRA is involved because somebody was "shootin' off their mouth"?? :lol: :lol:
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That is a CLASSIC! I laughed :lol: pretty darn hard just knowing what this world is coming to. Crazy to be that PC. On the other hand - it is really sad when you think about it! :cry:

That is one reason I decided to retire from a large corporation when I did. I don't worry about being PC at all now of perhaps offending someone at work. :D
 

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Very funny.

Kinda like that old joke about the family walking down the street and a knife wielding thief threatens to cut up the family. Dad has a gun. What does dad do?

If dad id a democrat he ask all the politically correct questions, "where is he from" what religion" economic background" " considers skin color and the backlash from all the jessy jackson want-a bees, you get the picture. The guy kills the family and gets off scott free on a technicality.

If had is a republican, the answer is "BLAM" if dad is a southern republican, the answer is " BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM" the daughter says "Nice grouping dad" son says "Can I take a shot"
 
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