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EVIL WOMEN

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.

God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's
nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.

 

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Verdayne aka Wingnut said:
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.

Unless they allow you to buy a Goldwing and occassionally a completely (or almost completely) useless accessory that you "really need" or is from one of Hal's 10% off sales. Then you should lover her and cherish her and treat her like you've never loved anyone before! ;)




P.S. I mentioned a motorcycle, now we are back on topic. :lol:
 
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