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January 4th 1967 8)

January 4th 2007 I will turn 40...
I remember my Dad when he turned 40, he seemed like an Old Fart.
I do not see myself as old, more like a kid in a falling apart body.

As long as I still act like a kid, I will stay young.... 8)

Here are a few Funnies ....

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.


Hope Y'All enjoyed em. 8)

Ride Safely 8)
 

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This was sent to me on one of my birthdays. Senility prayer:


God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into the ones that I do (that's you guys), and the
eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

ONE- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

THREE- I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

FIVE- All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

SIX- If all is not lost, where is it?

SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

TEN- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.

TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

THIRTEEN- Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in
the bathroom.

FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees.

FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide
to play chess?

SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here
after.
 

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And I just got this email from a friend I ride with - He is old (69), a lot older than me (67) And he has no sense of humor......guess he is low on Geritol...


An elderly Goldwing rider had some hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% so he could continue to ride.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Two older former 1800 riders in a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

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An elderly couple rode their wing to the house for dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two older riders were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly."

The other rider said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first rider thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the cyclist. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

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A GL1800 rider was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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A old Goldwing rider shuffled slowly into an Dairy Queen and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
And then from Texas:

A cowboy is riding down a back road near Cotulla, Texas... sign in front of a restaurant reads:

Happy Hour Special...
Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"
 

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Old age

Alright i resemble those remarks :)
 

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Great Chuckles Yellow Streak and Riffraff. :lol: :lol: :lol:
All I know is that....
The older I get .....The better I WAS! :roll:
DC
 
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