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.........could talk to you??

Crazy thought Heh?? :hun1:

We maintain it, wash, wax, give it pet names, use it to commute to work and going on vacations.



List what you think your Goldwing would say if it could talk.

Here's some of my own:

I'm a GL1800 Goldwing Touring Bike.
I'm fast.
I'm Powerful @ 118 hp. and 1832 cc.
I'm 900 pounds of pure muscle.
I'm beautiful.
I'm quiet.
I'm smooth as silk.
I can create smiles for years to come.
I can take you places with just a twist of the throttle.
My fastest color is red (of course it is)
I can change your life forever.
 

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What do you mean by "IF your Gold wing could talk...?"

Mine is already pleading, "Enough maintenance already, put me back together and get me out on the road!"
 

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I knew you would love that purring between your legs. :wrong:
 

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You better decide....it's me or that NAV B1TCH!!!
 

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My talks to me all of the time. "Right turn in two tenths of a mile" etc.
 

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"No, really, I'm not a sportbike"

"I need a bath!"

"I need a vacation - let's go somewhere fun"

"What did you buy me?"

"Do these saddlebags make my butt look big?"

Haole Girl is such a chick!
 

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I need to get Laid.

Oh wait, Thats what I say. :rolleyes:

DWG Hmmm
What does she say to me?
Probably , If you had any balls I can take that turn faster than this.
And Thanks for the Big shoe on the back. I love it. :lol:
 

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"Givemeabreak" or "Ineedalittlerest"
 

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"If you ever stress me again to 4,000 RPM like that one time, I'll make sure the brakes don't work one time to stress you."

Yeah, I ain't the revving type of man, just a cruiser. It might have Ninja DNA, but I don't extract it.

Herb
 

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GET YOUR FAT A$$ OFF OF ME! I CAN'T BREATH! :cus:
Sometimes when I see two porky's on a Goldwing I always think that would be what their ride would say.................LOL......:22yikes:
 
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