GL1800Riders Forums banner

OK Try This.......What if Your Goldwing....

2K views 27 replies 25 participants last post by  WinginHunk 
#1 ·
.........could talk to you??

Crazy thought Heh?? :hun1:

We maintain it, wash, wax, give it pet names, use it to commute to work and going on vacations.



List what you think your Goldwing would say if it could talk.

Here's some of my own:

I'm a GL1800 Goldwing Touring Bike.
I'm fast.
I'm Powerful @ 118 hp. and 1832 cc.
I'm 900 pounds of pure muscle.
I'm beautiful.
I'm quiet.
I'm smooth as silk.
I can create smiles for years to come.
I can take you places with just a twist of the throttle.
My fastest color is red (of course it is)
I can change your life forever.
 
See less See more
13
#9 ·
My talks to me all of the time. "Right turn in two tenths of a mile" etc.
 
#10 ·
"No, really, I'm not a sportbike"

"I need a bath!"

"I need a vacation - let's go somewhere fun"

"What did you buy me?"

"Do these saddlebags make my butt look big?"

Haole Girl is such a chick!
 
#11 ·
I need to get Laid.

Oh wait, Thats what I say. :rolleyes:

DWG Hmmm
What does she say to me?
Probably , If you had any balls I can take that turn faster than this.
And Thanks for the Big shoe on the back. I love it. :lol:
 
#18 ·
"If you ever stress me again to 4,000 RPM like that one time, I'll make sure the brakes don't work one time to stress you."

Yeah, I ain't the revving type of man, just a cruiser. It might have Ninja DNA, but I don't extract it.

Herb
 
#20 ·
GET YOUR FAT A$$ OFF OF ME! I CAN'T BREATH! :cus:
Sometimes when I see two porky's on a Goldwing I always think that would be what their ride would say.................LOL......:22yikes:
 
#22 ·
"If you ever stress me again to 4,000 RPM like that one time, I'll make sure the brakes don't work one time to stress you."

Yeah, I ain't the revving type of man, just a cruiser. It might have Ninja DNA, but I don't extract it.

Herb

4000 RPMs is stressing?
HAHAHAHA
My must stay stressed for 2 hours a day HAHAHAHAH
 
#23 ·
Twist my throttle, lean me over and scrape my pegs...I like it rough! Are you rider enough to handle me?
 
#24 ·
When was the last time you changed my oil?
I need tires... I'm not kidding.... If I lose air , your going down Bub.
Naw, it's a Hog... Let'm go
Hang on Dude, warp speed....
Did you have a Beer at that last stop?


Yes it's Winter and I have a case of PMS.
 
#26 ·
Come on, once more around the block!

I think that loud Harley Ultra Classic Electra Glide down the street would like to get into my saddle bags tonight!
 
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Top