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An elderly Goldwing rider had some hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% so he could continue to ride.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Two older former 1800 riders in a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

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An elderly couple rode their cycle to the house for dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two older riders were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly."

The other rider said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first rider thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the cyclist. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

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A GL1800 rider was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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A old Goldwing rider shuffled slowly into an Dairy Queen and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
 

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LOL and they were bike related!!!!!!
 

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Funny :D They remind me of one particular rider here
 

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:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Thanks!
 

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Funny very funny, i can't remeber what or why it was funny, but ahhh any way .
 
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