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The biker and the drunk
> BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...
>
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
> orders a drink.
>
>Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
>
>He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
>meanest biker in the face and says:
>
>I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway
> buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
>
>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
>because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
>
>The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
>grandma and she is good, the best I ever had
>
> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
> still says nothing.
>
>The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
>something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks
>him square in the eyes and says,
>
>Go home, Grandpa, you're drunk
 
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