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There are a number of us "Wingers" approaching or over 50

In the words of Scooby Doo....RUT ROH!

If your at least 6 or more years away from being over 50...Count your Blessings!


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can almost live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

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I like yer list, I'm ascendin' into AARP range very, very soon but not all of the list covers me (Thank Goodness!).
I also happen to notice that yer town/city has several folks here on the board and that area of tainted Wolverines fans has many Wingers also, do y'all have yer own breakfast or lunch rides that we down South here never hear about?? :wink: :lol:
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