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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto
the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out His window and gave the woman the finger.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I Ride 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so
 

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I tried to read a Cosmo once at the doctor's office as nothing else was available. On the way back to my chair from the magazine rack I was looked at by other patients in the waiting room like an infidel waving a copy of the satanic verses in Mecca during a pilgrimage. I went back to the rack and put it back. :shock:
 

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Willy,


I thank you for doing so much research to reach this conclusion. I like yourself will not ever give a female driver the finger again :wink: :wink: Instead I will ask her what she is doing after supper tonite :!: :!: :wink: :wink:
 

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Great research!! I, likewise, drive a similar distance to work and back every day, 50 miles each way, if I don't divert for some reason. I, likewise, do not give them the finger. They might see me coming up on them again someday and I would rather be on good terms with them if that happens. :D
 

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PoleCat said:
I tried to read a Cosmo once at the doctor's office as nothing else was available. On the way back to my chair from the magazine rack I was looked at by other patients in the waiting room like an infidel waving a copy of the satanic verses in Mecca during a pilgrimage. I went back to the rack and put it back. :shock:
I've always joked that reading a women's magazine is like looking in the opposing team's playbook. The information could be helpful, although I don't think it has helped any of us figure women out. :eek:4:
 

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PoleCat said:
I tried to read a Cosmo once at the doctor's office as nothing else was available. On the way back to my chair from the magazine rack I was looked at by other patients in the waiting room like an infidel waving a copy of the satanic verses in Mecca during a pilgrimage. I went back to the rack and put it back. :shock:
You wood figger thatya wood be useta at by now.
 

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You guys know what women really like??























WHO CARES!!!! :lol:
 
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