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A guy walked into a Honda cycle dealership just to browse.
Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful Goldwing
that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As he bent forward to feel the fine wide vinyl seat, an
unexpected fart escaped him.
Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, is a
salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, sir. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication
and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Goldwing?"
Still smiling, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just by touching it, you are going to sh!t when you hear the price!
 

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Now that was funny...... I dont care who you are!!!

I have found that prices have a HUGE range.
Around here you cant get the low prices I see in other parts of the country.
 

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Ain't that the truth!!! :eek:4:
 

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I just bought an 07 and saved over $4k by driving less then 1 Hour. The dealer here in town will not budge off MSRP. I talked to a dealer in New Brunswick and they accused the dealer I bought the bike from of selling under invoice. Beats me, but it is money in my pocket for sure.
 

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Where in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick are the honda dealers????
When I tour up there that would be info to have if I ever need it.
I'm gonna plug that into into my GPS!
 

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R.K. MA.3 George said:
Where in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick are the honda dealers????
When I tour up there that would be info to have if I ever need it.
I'm gonna plug that into into my GPS!
There are about 25 dealers in Atlantic Canada. Here is an URL from the Honda Canada site that gives their locations. Most of the towns and cities with over 20,000 people will have one.

http://www.honda.ca/MotorcycleEng/Deale ... ?areaid=48
 

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Thanks for the info Rory.
Gee...... I wonder if I could find one with my GPS (2610)........
Guess I will hook it up and look.
 

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Where in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick are the honda dealers????
When I tour up there that would be info to have if I ever need it.
I'm gonna plug that into into my GPS!

RK, the dealership I bought mine at is in Tatamagoughe on the north shore of Nova Scotia. It is on Hwy 6. Send me a PM if you plan on being in the area and maybe we can hookup.
 

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Still pretty funny. No aging here.

A guy walked into a Honda cycle dealership just to browse.
Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful Goldwing
that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As he bent forward to feel the fine wide vinyl seat, an
unexpected fart escaped him.
Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, is a
salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, sir. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Goldwing?"
Still smiling, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just by touching it, you are going to ***** when you hear the price!
 

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I like that one!!! :thumbup:
 
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