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The Italian Secret of a Long Marriage

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church in South Philly they have a weekly
husband's only marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked
Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few
minutes
and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same
woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I've a-tried to
treat-a
her nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to
Italy for the 20th anniversary!"

The Priest responded "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for
your 50th Anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm agonna go get her."
 

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I have one to

She wants to go to Hawaii!

Maybe I could leave her there. Been married 33 years.


That's funny!
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So true, but not Italy mine would hire somebody to kill me . :joke:
 

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I just don't understand...for years I've always bought my wife preciouos moments for special events. So I finally thought after all these years it's about time to really spend some serious bucks.
Went out and laid out 3 thousand for her present, gave it to her and she still hasn't used it.

I thought that plot had the best view in the entire cemetery!! She has no sense of humor either...man did that hurt!!
 

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I took Mary to Hawaii for our 25th in January, I'm gonna go back and get her on our 30th................ouch............ I didn't realize she was standing behind me while I typed this. :shock: :wrong:
 

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Thanks for reminding me. i took my wife to Mexico for our honeymoon 30 years ago. i better get down there quick and pick her up. :22yikes:
 
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