1.) Would that explain the Postal Vehicle in your garage?
2.) Seems a bit Kinky to me, but then I'm not from Texas.
3.) Did you have to go outside for the cigarette?
4.) Two Queens or a Single King?
5.) Did either of you need a Blankie?
6.) What oil do you use?
LMAO . . . . so sorry . . . . . couldn't help m'self . . . . .