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I was thinking about Bottling up some Good Ol Texas Air and shipping it North for all you Frozen Guys and Gals.
This will Be High Quality Central Texas Air from the Lexington area. Yea we been in a drought here so you know the air will be Dry and warm.
This air will how ever decrease the Life of your Tires. Mainly because you will be out riding Year round. This air will heat your tires and cause the Road ahead to deice and Dry up. There will no longer be a reason to Store your Wing all winter. I will bottle up enough air for 4 tires. It's $19.95 with a 200 deposit on the returnable Bottle. This includes shipping both ways.
Get your Air today before it runs out.
 

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Like i would pay you to fart in the bottle and send it to me??? i can fart my own warm air. :thumbup:;):p
 

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Hot air always seems to be in high supply and short demand around here.
 

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Well, if there were tires on the snowblower, maybe it'd be worth gettin' some of your "hot" air - might help melt the snow.:cool:

But, with no tires on the blower, 'tain't much point.

But, call the gummint. I think the number is 1-800-MROBAMA. They're spreadin' round plenty of dough - so, if it's a stimulating item, they might give you an order.;)
 

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Market it properly and you'll make a fortune. Gotta have some racing circuit use Texas Air in their tires. Then everyone will see the obvious benefits. Dealerships will offer it at reasonably inflated prices, folks that think the History Channel has anything to do with history will describe its scientifically proven results.:yes1:
 

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I'll take about 4 trillion cubic feet...

Please arrange for delivery over Eastern Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Delaware.

Send bill to Federal Government, Department of Interior...

On invoice memo line, please write "bailout" for more rapid payment.

Thank you...
 

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could this hot Texas air b installed at any time ?

rode 280 miles yesterday on plain Wisconsin air and it worked fine but today we have freezing rain, would would adding some hot Texas air fix it so i could ride today ? do u offer overnite delivery ?
 

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If it comes with the Texas attitude I'll pass.

:agree: I can't speak for you sir, but rumor has it up these parts the most obnoxious Texans are the transplanted ones.
 

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If you had Texas Nitrogen, I'd place a order:thumbup:
It's Mostly Nitrogen:shrug:
could this hot Texas air b installed at any time ?

rode 280 miles yesterday on plain Wisconsin air and it worked fine but today we have freezing rain, would would adding some hot Texas air fix it so i could ride today ? do u offer overnite delivery ?

Not set up yet for overnight delivery.
But if I were set up, Yes you can install it at anytime.
 

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Hot Air

Do You Take Pay, Pal....eheheehhhe
 

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:agree: I can't speak for you sir, but rumor has it up these parts the most obnoxious Texans are the transplanted ones.
Well Yea. They are Pissed that they have to live up there LOL
 

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I'll send you a money order for 400. All you have to do is wire me the difference once the money order arrives.... :twisted:

I was thinking about Bottling up some Good Ol Texas Air and shipping it North for all you Frozen Guys and Gals.
This will Be High Quality Central Texas Air from the Lexington area. Yea we been in a drought here so you know the air will be Dry and warm.
This air will how ever decrease the Life of your Tires. Mainly because you will be out riding Year round. This air will heat your tires and cause the Road ahead to deice and Dry up. There will no longer be a reason to Store your Wing all winter. I will bottle up enough air for 4 tires. It's $19.95 with a 200 deposit on the returnable Bottle. This includes shipping both ways.
Get your Air today before it runs out.
 
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