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There are two statues in a park were I ride my Goldwing; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman

They had been facing each other across a road for a hundred years,
when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a simple gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you've been given life
for thirty minutes to do whatever you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you
care to do it again? "He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's!
But let's change positions.


This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh!t on its head."


.....AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
 

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LOL!!
 

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Holy crap,i never saw that one coming,OLE YELLER MBG PA
 
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