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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a Goldwing convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules"

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.


"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
 

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Damn Bret!!
Yer a cruel guy aren't ya, the Union guys here are gonna give ya some serious crap for this one. :roll: :lol:
 

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Hm. From my experience as a member of United Steelworkers a long time ago, that's pretty accurate.

Ride long and safe..and it's gonna get cold here tonight (20-23 degrees), so it's gonna be a cold ride to work in the morning.

John
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