> Norman and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening
> to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4
> inches of snow today. You must park your car on even numbered side of the
> street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves
> her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
> says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your
> on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
> "We are expecting 5 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park..........."
> then the electric power goes out.
> Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
> "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
> on so the plow can get through?" With the love and understanding in
> his voice, like all of us men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman
> says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" :a13: