A Priest and a nun are traveling on a camel when the Camel drops dead.
They ponder the dire situation out in the desert with nothing around.
The Priest looks at the nun after a day or so and says "Sister I have never seen a woman naked and I'd like to see one before I go"
The Nun says I have never seen a man naked either Farther and I too would like to see one naked before I pass this earth.
So they both disrobe and look each other over.
The Priest ask what is the patch of hair?.
The Nun replies "That is the garden of eden" Ah he replies
The Nun points to his hose and asks "What is that?"
The priests says "That is the giver of Life"
The Nun looks at him and says Great. "Give it to the Camel so we can get the hell out of here!"