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Goldwing Riders at WAL MART
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Many Goldwing Riders shop at Wal-Mart. Usually, either the driver or the SO loves to browse, while the other gets bored with all the shopping trips.
Here's a letter one Goldwing rider got from Wal-Mart Corporate Offices

Dear Goldwing Rider,

Over the past six months, SO has been causing quite a commotion in our stores. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you, if the behavior does not stop. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against your SO are listed below.

Things your SO has done while you were shopping in Wal Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, your SO assumed the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Wal Mart
 

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Pretty good one.

I copied and pasted that to my Microsoft word and printed it out.

I have been having coffee with some GW riders who meet at the local Walmart each morning. I have been doing this while waiting to get back to work. It has helped pass the time.

I am sure they will get a kick out of it too.... :lol: :lol:
 

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5Ross said:
Pretty good one.

I copied and pasted that to my Microsoft word and printed it out.

I have been having coffee with some GW riders who meet at the local Walmart each morning. I have been doing this while waiting to get back to work. It has helped pass the time.

I am sure they will get a kick out of it too.... :lol: :lol:
Go for it 5Ross! Print that baby out in large bold print and add a header.
The management requests that the motorcycle riders
visiting our coffee shop will please refrain from performing
the the following activities during future visits.

Then have it hanging on the wall so you can point it out to them. :lol: :lol:
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"Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. "

My Father and I were browsing through Walmart once and he fell down. He was very ill at the time, but demanded his bi-weekly trip to walmart for his usual provisions (he had lung cancer and this ended up being his last trip out) and a little excercise.

You cannot believe the response from the Walmart people. They put out a "code 15" over the speakers (I think it was a 15?) anyway......half the damn staff showed up with everything from a stretcher and first aid stuff. It was actually pretty impressive. My dad was able to walk under his own power, back to the car. But they escorted us the entire way. They were absolutely prepared. It was kind of neat to see.
 
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