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Man, it's been HOT & DRY..............
HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS ?

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists

are starting to baptize by sprinkling,

the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

and the Catholics are praying for the wine

to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry...............................




I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and

he said he'd killed a mosquito

that was carrying a canteen.




A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken

farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice

to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.



But just this week, here in Stephenville ,

a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.




In Proctor Lake , another friend caught

a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
 

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So hot that I saw a bird taking a worm out of the ground with a pot holder. :eek:4:
 
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