[Papa Phil]

 

[Goldfever]

I won't ride.

 

[Kevin Perry]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[moh58]

Man, it's been HOT & DRY..............
HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS ?

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists

are starting to baptize by sprinkling,

the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

and the Catholics are praying for the wine

to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry...............................




I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and

he said he'd killed a mosquito

that was carrying a canteen.




A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken

farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice

to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.



But just this week, here in Stephenville ,

a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.




In Proctor Lake , another friend caught

a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

 

[Hogdog]

:doorag:saw two trees fightin over a dog.

 

[Papa Phil]

:doorag:saw two trees fightin over a dog.

Now that ain't right!!!LoL

 

[laen]

funny

 

[TonynswAR]

So hot here I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin.

 

[trialsman]

So hot that I saw a bird taking a worm out of the ground with a pot holder. 4:

 

[MriDude]

Texas Heat

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