Man, it's been HOT & DRY..............
HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS ?
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists
are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine
to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry...............................
I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and
he said he'd killed a mosquito
that was carrying a canteen.
A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken
farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
But just this week, here in Stephenville ,
a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.
In Proctor Lake , another friend caught
a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!